Hey there, every one! Ivan's here to answer all your questions!
Ivan: Ask away! don't be afraid...
Do you think the Illuminati exists? Also, what do you think about my oc's? Are they mean to you? I'll give them a timeout! I will! Just give me the order! - Rage the Hedgehog
Ivan: Yes, there fine, and no need to do that! Except for Golden Lindsay, and Firefly, always threatening me with that flamethrower...
Ricky: Howdy, Ivan! How goes the stuffing business? I hear it pays real well these days!
Ivan: Fine, but why would you care?
Ricky: Well, I guess I was just a little curious.
Ivan: eh, no biggie... I mean, I don't even DO the stuffing. I mainly just make the night guards faint. I don't kill them.
Firefly: When have I ever threatened you?!
Ivan: I cant remember exactly, But I know you have! hmph!
Random Guy: MAH BOI's a big fan, can he get a picture witcha?
Kid: :D *picture*
Holly the Fox: Ivan, what is your favorite thing to do?
Ivan: oh, uh, I dunno. Maybe read, draw, that sorta stuff.
Fellow Derpian: Do you speak DERP?
If you do, the translation is below.
Derpan, derp derp derp DERP?
Ivan: Yes, I do. Derp, derp derp. derpy derp derp?
Fellow Derpian: DERP derp. Derp derp derp derp. Derp derp derp derrrrrrr!
derp derp derp DERPY derp derp derpy dur.
Springfield: Are we friends?
Ivan: Yeah, Definitely! What made you doubt it?
Springfield: Toy Ivan said you weren't my friend.
Drago: would you mind living with humans? Like, have a human as a best friend?
Ivan: Nope! Actually, John, the janitor, is actually my favorite human!
(Is now added here sorry about that!)
Emy the Guardian Cat: So what would you do if any of your friends are hurt?
Ivan: *eyes turn black* KILL THEM
Emy the Guardian Cat: That's what I would do....nice.