You either never thought this would come or never really cared, but here is Ask Mr. Handy.
Endoman: Join me in my conquest, and we shall teach them the joy of creation!
Mr. Handy: Gladly.....heh heh....
Katt: *Knocks 5 times* Do you wanna build a snowman?
Mr. Handy: I'd much rather gouge out the eyeballs of a real man, thank you...
Mr. Handy: Why did you have to say "San?" What is the purpose of that suffix?
The Chef: You seem like the kind of guy who'd like a night guard pizza. Am I wrong?
Mr. Handy: No, I'd prefer nothing as I am an animatronic character whom is unable to eat.
The Chef: To be fair, there's a number of things that seperate us from regular animatronics...Is it crazy that taste can be one?
Mr. Handy: While that may be so, I am endoskeleton and no costume. Where would the food go, might I ask?
The Chef: O-o your problem, not mine....
Coggia the Cyborg Kitten: Mr. Handy! Can you help me kill the night guard?
Mr. Handy: Gladly.
Coggia: Thanks! My wrench won't to much to him, so I appreciate the help.
Imdec: Can I come in your room?
Mr. Handy: Why, why must you enter my domain?
Holly: Erm... Who are your enemies?
Mr. Handy: You and Lindsay.
Lindsay: We should get along....we both enjoy murder...
Mr. Handy: Perhaps you're correct....or perhaps this is a TRICK!! *pins down Lindsay* DO YOU THINK I'M AN IMBECILE?!
Lindsay: Of course not. I respect you....Let me go, and so many we will slay..
Mr. Handy: Hm...*lets go*
Lindsay: See? *holds out hand* I trust you....you just need to trust me.
Mr. Handy: Hm...*holds out one of his hands and shakes Lindsay's hand*
Lindsay: This is the beginning of a gory partnership.....
Mr. Handy: Muhahaha....
Merle Chanter: You creepy. You very, very, VERY creepy. But if you ever need humans to slay, you know where to find me.
Mr. Handy: Oh, of course.
Xenon:Do you want to help me by slaying the weak,evil enemies by roasting them and feeding them to our beautiful kids...............................Our nice beautiful kids.......HEHEHEHEHE...........................Also can we...........um.............................be friends........You get to kill more and faster in a group.
Mr. Handy: What children are you speaking of?
Xenon:..........ehehehebehehehehehehebehehehebehebehehehe........sorry......im talking about the kids at the resteraunt.The'll never know.....what do you say friend?
Mr. Handy: Hm....fine.
Oh...yeaaaaaaaaaa....*robotic laughter*Haahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahaahahahhaahhahaahahahahhahahahaah.......ok thanks.
Fly: Sir, Everytime when Mikoto sees your arms. She told me that your arms made her think of General Grievous. No comment. I had no idea what is wrong with her. But what do you think?
Mr. Handy: I think she's a complete IMBECILE!!
Meredith: No big surprise there...
Smash(From Mash and Smash): How about we can teach everyone in the world the joy of creation AND the feeling of pain...?( His quote is: You will know the feeling of pain)
Mr. Handy: I can do the Joy of Creation, but not the Feeling of Pain.
Springfield: What's the joy of creation?
Mr. Handy: I cannot explain its greatness in this small box.
Withered Jack 2.0 (Golden Toy Foxy 2.0): Can you teach me the Joy of Creation? I've always wanted to know what that is.
Mr. Handy: Gladly. [violently tears Golden Toy Foxy 2.0 apart]
Randim Guy: Shouldn't the joy of creatipn be...creating things?
WJ: So, are you going to shove me in a suit, too, Arm-ada?