"Thank you for selecting: Exotic Butters"
This page is a joke page, which means it's not meant to be taken seriously at all. Joke pages are typically silly dumb ideas that'd never work or ideas that aren't meant to be taken seriously at all.
Here is the page where you can ask this thing all questions you need to ask it.
The Nightmare Fan: *blades whir*
Me and all of my OCs: Why.
Nightmare Fan: You do not need the answer. You wouldn't believe it.
AMO: *smoothly slides in* Hello.
The Nightmare Fan: That isn't a question. You have ruined the purpose of this entire page, fool.
Emy: Huh....so do you just stand on the desk, fanning the player the whole game like always or do you do something different?
Nightmare Fan: My presence causes cameras and other "seeing" devices to malfunction. That is why it seems dark in this well lit room for you.
Emy: Well that's new...no wonder why I couldn't see my office!
Me: What's your relationship with the cupcake(or the nightmare)?
The Nightmare Fan: Well, let's just say it ain't pretty.