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Chicken is a Chicken
Chicken is an animatronic. Chicken strangely looks like a duck. Chicken carries a miniature cake with eyes. Chicken has three hairs on her head. Chicken is yellow. Chicken wears an article of clothing stating "We shall dine".
After two animatronics, the company decided to make another. They created Chicker. Chicken performed well. Afterwards, The company threw away chickens endoskeleton. They ripped the costume apart.