WJ: Welcome one, welcome all!! GTF: Here's our own dare show! Just, don't kill us...
Springfield: I dare you to eat as many Lalaloopsy dolls as you can before a) getting sick b) throwing up or c) dying.
- Both begin eating* *WJ throws up* *GTF gets sick and goes to the ER.*
GTF: *weak* I...hate...you...
Mariah: I dare you to lock yourself in the Girls' Bathroom for a month. WJ: Oooh, yeah!!
- 2 months later*
Willow: Dare you to race each other in Mario Kart 8! Loser does whatever the winner wants! GTF: Kay!
- a few days later*
GTF: Do more push-ups!!! WJ: But I don't have legs!!
McKayla: Dare you to get the Purple Guy's autograph without dying. AND... Drive back home on an apocolyptic road.