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Characters By:NyanKittyKat, User:SpringThing14, and User:Candy crush dude. Inspired by Frisky's Survival Story(FanStory). Enjoy!

Note:This has several copyright issues with SpringThing14's story. NOT ANYMORE!

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OK. I was thinking of smashing this page to smithereens but IDK.

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Scratch Cat: OK. Let's draw other peoples OCs weird or something like that.

Freddy: Haven't you forgot, YOU IDIOT? Did you forget we need to PACK?

Freddy: YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Hahahahaha!

Scratch Cat: I hacked your iPod, loser!

Freddy: Well, I'll be going to Humphreyville to get away from you!

Freddy: The plane will be here in 1000 seconds!

Freddy: There are no idiotic cats in Humphreyville!

Freddy: Cats are pointless idiotic furry idiots.

Freddy: I HATE CATS!

Freddy: CATS SUCK!

Tic: I'm drawing Lazy weird!

Bonnie: Your drawings suck, like cats.

Bonnie: Lazy does not want to see your cruddy garbage.

Bonnie: You're also wasting trees!

Bonnie: TREES ROCK!

Tic: I threw your computer in the trash, loser!

Bonnie: (gasps) My precious computer?

Bonnie: Well, at least I'm going to Humphreyville.

Bonnie: They EAT breath mints there.

Bonnie: I WANT TO TRY ONE OMG!

Tic: THEY EAT BREATH MINTS?

Bonnie: Yes.

Tac: I am drawing Tuggie!

Chica: Your drawings are ugly, you're ugly...

Chica: Ugly, ugly, ugly!

Tac: I threw away your iPod, loser!

Chica: GIMME IT BACK IDIOT!

Chica: I WILL HACK YOUR IPOD SOON!

Tac: I'm ignored, but that means PRIVACY! You probably have NO privacy!

Chica: Oh, stop bragging.

Tac: I'm putting toothpaste in your Oreos, loser!

Chica: (mutters) Idiot!

Chica: I am stepping on your mama!

Toc: I am going to Humphreyville because I am not an idiot!

Foxy: I'm going, too!

Foxy: I'll survive better than you!

Foxy: THE PLANES HERE!

(everyone hops on board)

Toc: This is fun!

Foxy: I got my own window seat!

Foxy: OW MY EARS THEY POPPED!

Foxy loses 1 ear

Driver (really Tac Nayn): Welcome to humpheryville.

Scratch Cat: Why do I only see nature...This is crazy...SAVE ME (locks up)

Tac Nayn: TRASH! (hauls out Scratch Cat)

Freddy: It looks like nobody was ever here. I hate being 1st.

Tic: Let's see... we took- ONLY MONEY? WHAT?

Bonnie: (throws it into the ocean)

Tac: We could use that money! Stop!

Chica: (whips out iPod) We still have this! (hugs it)

Toc: GET ME INTO THE WATER NOW! (he's an octopus)

Foxy: You are stupid! (throws Toc into the ocean)

Freddy: I'll get him! (swims) (comes back with Toc)

Tic: I'm dying! (bubbles) (recovers on land)

Bonnie: (plays The Bonnie Song on the iPod over and over)

Tac: COLORS COLORS COLORS

Chica: Be quiet guys!

Toc: Hey Scratch Cat, Freddy and Tic!

Foxy: Here they are!

Scratch Cat: What's up, Toc?

Freddy: You are stupid!

Tic: Shut up! I'm gonna go sleep!

Bonnie: You are an idiotic breath mint.

1 day later...

EXPLOSION

Scratch Cat: rrrrrr... (clicks)

Scratch Cat: Gimme food...quick...

Freddy gives Scratch Cat dirt

Scratch Cat: THX!

Scratch Cat: TIC!

Tic just lied there

Scratch Cat: TIC, WAKE THE F**K UP!

Freddy laughs

Freddy: He's dead.

Scratch Cat cries oil everywhere

Bonnie: It's OK. Gobo's here, BTW!

Scratch Cat: GOBO!?

They hug

Gobo: I gotta show you something

Scratch Cat: What?

Gobo: (points at tiny star) That is Tic. He will always look down on us. When you die, you will be a star,too.

Scratch Cat: Really? Wow!

Scratch Cat has a cupcake

Chica: HEY! That's MINE!

Bonnie is watching Nyan Cat on the iPod

Scratch Cat too

Freddy: I. Killed. TIC!

Scratch Cat: Kill me!

Freddy: Why?

Scratch Cat: I want to see Tic!

Freddy: Gobo is lying.

Scratch Cat: I hate you a**hole!

Freddy laughs

Scratch Cat drinks beer

Foxy: Yar, that be me rum!

Bonnie: Stupid pirate! Let him drink it.

Pico is smoking

Gobo jumps in the ocean and swims

Scratch Cat: Gobo! I saw the Tic star last night!

Gobo: He sees you even when you can't see him.

Freddy: Seriously?

Bonnie: Shut up. He needs to learn this stuff.

Bonnie: And-OH LOOK A STEAK!

Freddy and Pico run over to some cat poop

Toc: The heck guys? Scratch Cat never pooped.

Frisky: HOW DARE YOU STEAL OUR ISLAND!

Freddy: Um...we wanted that steak on the ground.

Frisky: STEAK!?

Frisky eats his own poop

Frisky pukes

Bonnie: LOL! I actually tricked you idiots into thinking that was steak. OMG WHY IS FRISKY HERE?

Frisky: (sighs) Well, because-

Scratch Cat: FRISKY! FRISKY! HI FRISKY! REMEMBER ME? I'M SCRATCH CAT!

Frisky: At least he's better than Cuddles-OMG HE'S CUDDLES' BIG BROTHER! RUN!

Foxy: Did I hear rum? Ye mateys, come and get me rum!

They all ran towards Tic's body.

Scratch Cat: Look! I'm a monkey! (sits in a tree)

Freddy: No, you're an idiot!

Bonnie: You know you're ruining his imagination...

Freddy: WHO THE HECK CARES?

Everyone: Him. (points at Scratch Cat)

Gobo: Imma go swimming! (jumps in water)

Scratch Cat: Me too! (jumps in water)

Scratch Cat can't swim and he hops on Foxy's canoe

Foxy: Ready for some fun, ye landlubber?

Scratch Cat: Uh...yes?

Foxy: All aboard me pirate ship! Meet me parrot, Polly!

Polly: I am not your parrot! I make that rum stuff!

Foxy goes about 25 yards and then he comes back.

Foxy: Land ho!

Scratch Cat: Thanks!

Toc: Let the PRO try it! (jumps in water)

Bonnie: Hey Scratch!

Scratch Cat: What?

Bonnie:I got u a book

The book says 2nd graders body book

Scratch Cat: No thanks, I already have it!

Bonnie: Oh.

Freddy: All that little idiot needs is to die!

Bonnie: No!

Chica gives them hugs

Bonnie: I love your boobs. Will you marry me?

Foxy: Salty landlubber dogs! Hop on me ship!

Scratch Cat: Coming!

Polly: Um...hi!

Scratch Cat: Drive the ship, Foxy!

They go 25 yards and then come back

Foxy: Land ho!

Freddy: WHY IS SCRATCHY STILL ALIVE!?

Foxy: Us pirates don't kill the youngsters! Stop being such a salty dog!

Freddy: YOU'RE THE SALTY DOG! (a big battle happens)

1 hour later...

Bonnie: Scratch, you ok?

Scratch Cat: Yeah! Why?

Bonnie: There was this big battle between Freddy and Foxy, and-

Scratch Cat: -they cussed at each other!

Bonnie: Yeah.
REACT REMIX - Old Computers, Walkmans, Rotary Phones03:13

REACT REMIX - Old Computers, Walkmans, Rotary Phones

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