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You've stuffed a child in a suit, you've eaten a delicious meat pizza, you've drank a nutritious protein shake. What now? How bout you give 'em a skeleton? A REAL skeleton! Well, you can't tell them it is a real skeleton though. Say it's a model, heh, heh. Let's learn how to give a skeleton as a gift.
Does everyone have their stuff ready?
- First off, you need a donor. Go into the pizzeria and take one of the spring lock suits, and climb inside. Do not touch or breathe on the spring locks at any time.
- Look for a child. Any child. Try and lure a child to the back of the pizzeria.
- Shut the door.
- Reveal yourself to the child, and murder the child. You can kill the child slowly or painfully, your choice.
- Now, quickly run out of the pizzeria with the dead child.
- Once you have ran to your place of residence, put the child on the table.
- Use gloves and remove all of the clothing from the child.
- Next, take a knife and skin the child alive.
- Remove the muscles as well.
- Once you have gotten to the skeleton, it's time for the main event.
- Take a hammer and slowly break the ribcage.
- Carefully remove all organs.
- You may keep the organs for food later.
- Take superglue and glue back the ribcage.
- Carefully crack open the head.
- Remove the brain.
- Keep the brain for food if you wish.
- Use superglue and glue the skull back together.
- Now, after all this yanking, there should be lots of blood.
- Take as much soap as you can, use bleach if needed, and remove the blood.
- Now, get a large box and place the skeleton inside.
- Mail it to the person you're giving it to. Say you gave them an awesome "model" skeleton! They'll love it....... hahahaha.