Sold a case of soda to my assistant, Toy Soda, for $50. Investment fund for her own soda company. Probably not going to work out; ask for $10,000 for her old job back.
Sold a katana, ammo for an EMP Charger, tons of explosives, and a book called "How to get Revenge" to Lindsay Kingsland for $40 dollars. Said she was tired of a certain animatronic. Presumed to be one of the Handy animatronics.
Sold a couple books to Holly. Strange child, she is. Turns out Lindsay wanted revenge on Nigel.
Nigel came to me and bought a new house and butler for $500,000,000. Poor sap, he could've saved a couple thousand if Meredith hadn't ran off with him. Cause of old house's destruction unknown.
Takaya bought another book from me for nothing. He said if I wanted money, I should beg for it. Jerk.
Melissa bought some new organs for $450. I need a new organ donor; my old one ran out.
SpongeBob asked for some Krabby Patty meat. Need to get that in stock.
Takaya came again, but I warded him off with a shotgun.
Spam came and bought my mask for $400,000 dollars. Need a new mask. Sales are not coming because of my endoskeleton head.
I was paid to murder SpongeBob by Squidward for $45 dollars. Pocketed the money; SpongeBob is still alive thanks to a $100 dollar payment by Lindsay.
Chef bought a new set of knives for $120 dollars. Apparently, it got stuck in a night guard.
Toy Ricky bought some tea for $10 dollars. Advised me to go do something I wont mention myself.
Mark bought some new headphones for $100 dollars. When he is going to realize they don't work, I don't know.
The Puppet bought a new Ipod for $299. My Grandfather's Clock came as a free song.
Sapella bought a shotgun for $350. I think she said something about "Being a terminator".