Saye L. Smenn is an animatronic Salesman. He doesn't make very in-Game appearances considering he just tries to get people to buy his products. He is famous for selling a useless block of wood with the following sales pitch:
"While this block of wood seems useless, you can actually do quite a lot with it! Think of it! With just this block of wood and a knife you can carve this into an airplane! It can be a car or even a piece of paper, too! Think of all the things you can do with the low low price of $9.99!! And if you order within the next 18 seconds you'll get a knife and a carving manual for ABSOLUTELY NO EXTRA COST!!!! Order now!"
- He is based off of an alien salesman from Sgt. Frog.