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Steven Ramirez is a Spanish mercenary who more often than not is considered quite the ladies man.

Appearance Edit

Steven has a rather large blond mustache which has a small separation directly under his nose bridge. He has shoulder length blond hair, and wears a black trenchcoat very similar to those worn by a stereotypical pirate. He has a small blond soul patch, and red cowboy boots for some unknown reason.

Personality Edit

As stated before, Steven is a ladies man who spends his time flirting instead of actual mercenary work. It is because of this that he stays in his apartment and no one hires him. He is very lazy, and very jealous of certain French assassins.

Biography Edit

A dreary night in the year 1980, a woman named Gearl Whominson gave birth to her son. He was very annoying, so she dropped him in the garbage can and went home to watch football. A nurse adopted him, and the nurse's name was Stephanie Ramirez. She named the boy Steven, and raised him to become a master killer because she was a sadistic psychopath inside. Twenty years later, he was in crushing debt from all of the mobsters he had borrowed money from to pay for his intense drug addictions he had gathered when fighting a humanoid shark drug dealer in Russia when he went back in time. Miraculously, he had found a way to get money: Working the night shift at an establishment where multiple murders took place to be payed minimum wage for only a week. He drove his used Jeep to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and took the job. He was killed on his first minute on the job.

Trivia Edit

- Gearl Whominson is pronounced 'Girl Womanson' because I am too lazy too make any sort of creative name.

- He is parodying a character I find exceptionally creative, and no hate is directed towards the character or his creator.

- Speaking of which, the character is Xavier Munroe and the creator of Xavier is User:Demonic BB. I advise you to check out Xavier and DBB's other content. They are very well made.

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