An upcoming story excerpt..:3
"Well, how do I make up for all the exes?" Lindsay shrugs. The two sat together, stumped on the dwelling problem. Suddenly, <SPOILER> got up, a bright idea burning in his mind. "It's simple! We just need a list for you! You know, all your breakups, being made up for, one by one, even for <SPOILER>!" He said. Lindsay got up, smiling. "Great idea....but...." <SPOILER> looked concerned. It was a foolproof plan, what could go wrong?
And...the truth came out....I didn't break up with 56 people. I broke up with 500 people...And some other gross things.